Yorkshire Restaurant

You could have cod…..duck.
Aye, I could have cod…..duck.
Or buttered halibut…..duck.
Aye, I like buttered halibut but I had it last time…..duck.
Well, what about haddock…..duck?
I thought of that…duck,
but then I remembered I had had haddock…duck,
before I had buttered halibut…..duck
Ee, well, then you could just have the cod then…duck
Nay…I think I’ll have duck….duck.

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6 thoughts on “Yorkshire Restaurant

  1. It’s a joke that runs and runs with us and is best told in a broad Yorkshire accent. Friends across the pond of course may not know that ‘duck’ is colloquial for ‘dear’ or ‘love’.

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